oh my god this was my childhood why were our parents not outraged
fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson
imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”
and jesus just
This about sums us all up.
I sometimes feel offended by American stereotypes, but then I remember that we had a nationwide panic when they stopped making Twinkies.
mac or pc? sry i use barbie
i hate all races. african, mexican, white, marathon, 100m, 1000m relay, kardashian, they all must go
bae caught me slippin lol
I already s- YOU LITTLE SHIT
oH MY FUCKING GOD I WASNT EXPECTING IT
testicles are actually filled with candy so hit them really hard with bats
dont do this
you just want all the candy for yourself don’t you