shelikestheboysintheband:

oh my god this was my childhood why were our parents not outraged

tedthejinglebellhop:

fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson

mark-gaytits:

imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”

and jesus just

spirit-transplant:

This about sums us all up.

get-back-to-hogwarts:

I sometimes feel offended by American stereotypes, but then I remember that we had a nationwide panic when they stopped making Twinkies. 

post—haste:

mac or pc? sry i use barbie 

lonelywhiteasian:

i hate all races. african, mexican, white, marathon, 100m, 1000m relay, kardashian, they all must go

ninihoho:

PH MgkGOD

christopherdornersmasterplan:

bae caught me slippin lol

larrysdiamonds:

sometimes-butts:

I already s- YOU LITTLE SHIT

oH MY FUCKING GOD I WASNT EXPECTING IT

hobovampire:

veronox:

hungarian:

testicles are actually filled with candy so hit them really hard with bats

dont do this

you just want all the candy for yourself don’t you